OMFG THIS FUCKING BIT
See, you guys who haven’t read the books don’t know that none of this happened in the book
the book had just a stupid generic happy ending
so all these book kids went to the movie and all was going as planned
AND THEN THIS DUDE JUST FUCKING KILLS ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS
AND THEN EVERYBODY STARTS FUCKING DYING
IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
SERIOUSLY WATCH BREAKING DAWN PT. 2
i gotta be real wit chu i went to breaking down 2 just to make fun of it
i used to be a fan i had that phase and i read the books ofc
and i was just chillin watchin dis movie laughing at the shity acting and shit
AND THEN FUCKING THIS HAPPENED
AND I FELL OUT OF MY GOD DAMN SEAT
THEY WENT AND KILLED FUCKING EVERYONE I CARED ABOUT AND I DIDN’T CARE ABOUT THAT MANY PEOPLE AND THEY KILLED THEM AND I JUST
and then it wasn’t real and i fucking pissed my pants my heart was beating so hard i was legitimately ready to get up and walk the fuck out of the theater
OMG NO SAME
one of the greatest moments in movie history
this one is for the history books
See I saw this with my cousin, and she hasn’t read the books but she had already seen the movie once when she saw it with me. And she was just staring at me and grinning the whole time.
And I, for one, wasn’t really worried exactly, because I knew they couldn’t do this for real, but I was so fucking confused the whole time.
LMAO I went my friend to see this movie. I had never read the books or anything so I didnt know what to expect of it (Mostly went for my friend). It was getting really boring until this one scene lmao. After that things got even crazier. I didnt regret seeing Twillight Breaking Dawn part 2.
HAHAHA OMG.
I had no idea they did this. I’m hella amused.
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Money talks, apparently.
Imagine Person A of your OTP moving to Person B’s town, and Person B falling in love with them. After a while, Person B finally reveals to Person A that they are a vampire that sparkles in the sunlight and that they have been watching Person A sleep at night. Person A does not find this creepy at all and reciprocates the feelings of affection.
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He’d probably be ecstatic.
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“This is the last twilight movie” robert pattinson whispers. he lifts his face towards the sky and raises his arms. He begins to float, over the buildings, through the clouds. He floats out of range of earth’s gravitational pull and begins to spin through the stars. he is free
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i wrote a paper as a senior in high school about this and when tracking the unhealthy relationship symptoms i found this out too. fucking a.
THIS is a legitimate reason to think Twilight is problematic. Not “oooh, but it’s girly literature cause the vampires sparkle and all the teen girls are into Edward”. As funny as some of the sparkly vampires jokes are - and they really sometimes are - Twilight’s very unique take on vampires is the least of the series’ problems, yet this criticism gets heard a lot more than the criticism of people who have noticed that something isn’t quite right in the relationship between Edward and Bella.
I brought this up every chance I had when I was working with the youth theatre girls this summer. There was one in particular who was way gaga over Edward and how she wanted a boyfriend just like him, so I told her “Oh, you’d be ok with a guy who followed you everywhere, invaded your privacy, ignored your feelings, sabotaged your friendships, and isolated you from everyone you’ve ever loved? And nearly killed you on several occasions?”
And I literally watched the switch flip in her head.
my mom is dying laughing right now
yeah, that’s upsetting, but not surprising at all.
once i did a video breaking down how bella & edward’s relationship is abusive
then twilight fangirls sent me a ton of hate mail
:|
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my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time
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idc how much you hate twilight her dad is awesome
#if there was a book/movie series on charlie alone #i would legit be the number 1 fan
why isn’t charlie the main character, again?
Charlie & his gun: still a better love story than Twilight.
Charlie was like the only thing I liked about the Twilight movie that I watched. I was rooting for him and totally slashing him and Billy Black. Twilight OTP.
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i literally can’t stop laughing and it’s starting to hurt me a bit
This would have made the film so much better.
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Honesty
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Ed. - WTF?
… really? I think I’d have heard something about it… o.o
Waaaaaaat. I was annoyed at the fact that they OWN the island in the first place (… it could happen, but it still peeves me), but. WHAT. Who did he buy it from?
But she probably didn’t write west coast… probably. I don’t even know anymore.
It’s apparently off of Rio… so yeah actual coast, but I could see her writing ‘west coast’ because she is pretty fail.
It’s floating in the air above Peru or something.
My question is, how does she own an island that has indigenous people living on it?
edit: OH I FOUND THE PASSAGE.
The taxi continued through the swarming crowds until they thinned somewhat, and we appeared to be near the extreme western edge of the city, heading into the ocean.
