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i-am-of-asgard:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

thedeadguyintheback:

why i don’t like Twilight: reason #78345

^ THIS

from the first book he would have every right to suspect Edward of abuse 

Suspect? It would be accurate. Edward IS abusive.

i-am-of-asgard:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

thedeadguyintheback:

why i don’t like Twilight: reason #78345

^ THIS

from the first book he would have every right to suspect Edward of abuse 

Suspect? It would be accurate. Edward IS abusive.

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berseker:

 

Charlie is the best and only awesome Twilight character.

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kanami-yuuta:

maple-rose-kisses:

pomegranatemystery:

sexmachineblaine:

klomewhatmay:

greencarnations:

OMFG THIS FUCKING BIT

See, you guys who haven’t read the books don’t know that none of this happened in the book

the book had just a stupid generic happy ending

so all these book kids went to the movie and all was going as planned

AND THEN THIS DUDE JUST FUCKING KILLS ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS

AND THEN EVERYBODY STARTS FUCKING DYING

IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

SERIOUSLY WATCH BREAKING DAWN PT. 2

i gotta be real wit chu i went to breaking down 2 just to make fun of it

i used to be a fan i had that phase and i read the books ofc

and i was just chillin watchin dis movie laughing at the shity acting and shit

AND THEN FUCKING THIS HAPPENED

AND I FELL OUT OF MY GOD DAMN SEAT

THEY WENT AND KILLED FUCKING EVERYONE I CARED ABOUT AND I DIDN’T CARE ABOUT THAT MANY PEOPLE AND THEY KILLED THEM AND I JUST

and then it wasn’t real and i fucking pissed my pants my heart was beating so hard i was legitimately ready to get up and walk the fuck out of the theater

OMG NO SAME

one of the greatest moments in movie history

this one is for the history books

See I saw this with my cousin, and she hasn’t read the books but she had already seen the movie once when she saw it with me. And she was just staring at me and grinning the whole time.

And I, for one, wasn’t really worried exactly, because I knew they couldn’t do this for real, but I was so fucking confused the whole time

LMAO I went my friend to see this movie. I had never read the books or anything so I didnt know what to expect of it (Mostly went for my friend). It was getting really boring until this one scene lmao. After that things got even crazier. I didnt regret seeing Twillight Breaking Dawn part 2.

HAHAHA OMG.

I had no idea they did this. I’m hella amused.

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Money talks, apparently.

georgetakei:

Money talks, apparently.

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imagineyuorotp:

Imagine Person A of your OTP moving to Person B’s town, and Person B falling in love with them. After a while, Person B finally reveals to Person A that they are a vampire that sparkles in the sunlight and that they have been watching Person A sleep at night. Person A does not find this creepy at all and reciprocates the feelings of affection.

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bamsaidthelady:

filmmemory:

3 minutes of Robert Pattinson hating Twilight

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alizabith:

“This is the last twilight movie” robert pattinson whispers. he lifts his face towards the sky and raises his arms. He begins to float, over the buildings, through the clouds. He floats out of range of earth’s gravitational pull and begins to spin through the stars. he is free

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sword-meets-rose:

feministkitten:


source

i wrote a paper as a senior in high school about this and when tracking the unhealthy relationship symptoms i found this out too. fucking a.


THIS is a legitimate reason to think Twilight is problematic. Not “oooh, but it’s girly literature cause the vampires sparkle and all the teen girls are into Edward”. As funny as some of the sparkly vampires jokes are - and they really sometimes are - Twilight’s very unique take on vampires is the least of the series’ problems, yet this criticism gets heard a lot more than the criticism of people who have noticed that something isn’t quite right in the relationship between Edward and Bella.

I brought this up every chance I had when I was working with the youth theatre girls this summer. There was one in particular who was way gaga over Edward and how she wanted a boyfriend just like him, so I told her “Oh, you’d be ok with a guy who followed you everywhere, invaded your privacy, ignored your feelings, sabotaged your friendships, and isolated you from everyone you’ve ever loved? And nearly killed you on several occasions?”
And I literally watched the switch flip in her head.

my mom is dying laughing right now

yeah, that’s upsetting, but not surprising at all.

once i did a video breaking down how bella & edward’s relationship is abusive
then twilight fangirls sent me a ton of hate mail
:|

lacigreen:

starfeari:

karideth:

amber-and-ice:

aflyingcontradiction:

sword-meets-rose:

feministkitten:

source

i wrote a paper as a senior in high school about this and when tracking the unhealthy relationship symptoms i found this out too. fucking a.

THIS is a legitimate reason to think Twilight is problematic. Not “oooh, but it’s girly literature cause the vampires sparkle and all the teen girls are into Edward”. As funny as some of the sparkly vampires jokes are - and they really sometimes are - Twilight’s very unique take on vampires is the least of the series’ problems, yet this criticism gets heard a lot more than the criticism of people who have noticed that something isn’t quite right in the relationship between Edward and Bella.

I brought this up every chance I had when I was working with the youth theatre girls this summer. There was one in particular who was way gaga over Edward and how she wanted a boyfriend just like him, so I told her “Oh, you’d be ok with a guy who followed you everywhere, invaded your privacy, ignored your feelings, sabotaged your friendships, and isolated you from everyone you’ve ever loved? And nearly killed you on several occasions?”

And I literally watched the switch flip in her head.

my mom is dying laughing right now

yeah, that’s upsetting, but not surprising at all.

once i did a video breaking down how bella & edward’s relationship is abusive

then twilight fangirls sent me a ton of hate mail

:|

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mycutefriendsweetprincess:

my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

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hawthorny:

bowties-and-dietcoke:

nerdgasming:

captainassbutt:

idc how much you hate twilight her dad is awesome

#if there was a book/movie series on charlie alone #i would legit be the number 1 fan


why isn’t charlie the main character, again?

Charlie & his gun: still a better love story than Twilight.

Charlie was like the only thing I liked about the Twilight movie that I watched. I was rooting for him and totally slashing him and Billy Black. Twilight OTP.

betweencases:

hawthorny:

bowties-and-dietcoke:

nerdgasming:

captainassbutt:

idc how much you hate twilight her dad is awesome

#if there was a book/movie series on charlie alone #i would legit be the number 1 fan

why isn’t charlie the main character, again?

Charlie & his gun: still a better love story than Twilight.

Charlie was like the only thing I liked about the Twilight movie that I watched. I was rooting for him and totally slashing him and Billy Black. Twilight OTP.

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apiphile:

i literally can’t stop laughing and it’s starting to hurt me a bit

This would have made the film so much better.

stalinistqueens:

apiphile:

i literally can’t stop laughing and it’s starting to hurt me a bit

This would have made the film so much better.

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